by Phillip Schulman | Apr 30, 2026 | Sermons
A climate scientist and a climate change denier walk into a bar. The denier says, bartender, what is your strongest whiskey.The bartender says, this one here. It’s 95 percent alcohol. The denier slams down his fist and leaves the bar in a hurry. The scientist says,...
by Phillip Schulman | Mar 27, 2026 | Sermons
“My greatest weakness? Honesty.” The interviewer said, “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.” I replied, “I don’t care what you think.” Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a factory that makes “good enough” products?A...
by Phillip Schulman | Mar 27, 2026 | Sermons
Today’s Topic “The Art of Appreciation” is a Valentine’s-themed service. What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I lava you! What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts. What do you call a very small Valentine? Valen-tiny. On Appreciation: I...
by Phillip Schulman | Mar 27, 2026 | Sermons
Why couldn’t Joseph and Mary get a hotel room in Bethlehem? Hotels are always busy around Christmas If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God… Then (sings) Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb and Jesus was his name...
by Phillip Schulman | Dec 3, 2025 | Sermons
Why didn’t the cultist do well at hide and seek? Because he kept playing following the leader instead? Why don’t cults use GPS? Because they have already found their path. Why did the cultist get a ticket? For following too closely. What do you call a cult that’s hard...
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