by Phillip Schulman | Jul 6, 2026 | Sermons
As you may have guessed from my past two sermons, I have given up my sermon starter jokes for Lent. Instead I’ll begin with a question that should be easy for anyone raised Catholic. What are the three spiritual practices of Lent? Answer: Prayer, fasting and giving...
by Phillip Schulman | Jul 6, 2026 | Sermons
Last Sunday Audra began her talk saying that she didn’t have any jokes. Martha Mitchel shouted out “Good!” Y’all know that I value feedback, and I wonder if maybe I went too far. Like Billy Joel I don’t know why I go to extremes. Perhaps I descended too far into the...
by Phillip Schulman | Jul 6, 2026 | Sermons
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them! Why are soccer referees happy? They whistle while they work. Why was the pencil happy? It drew smiles everywhere it went. Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. If 4 out of 5 adults...
by Phillip Schulman | Jul 6, 2026 | Sermons
The angel of death comes for a rich man. He informs the man that it’s time to go. The rich man becomes very much aggrieved because he had worked very hard for his money, and he wanted to be able to take it with him to Heaven. He pleaded to the angel to let him take it...
by Phillip Schulman | Apr 30, 2026 | Sermons
A climate scientist and a climate change denier walk into a bar. The denier says, bartender, what is your strongest whiskey.The bartender says, this one here. It’s 95 percent alcohol. The denier slams down his fist and leaves the bar in a hurry. The scientist says,...
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