by Phillip Schulman | Oct 16, 2025 | Sermons
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Honey.(Honey who?)Honey, you better get ready, it’s time to head to synagogue for Rosh Hashanah! L’shanah Tovah! This is the greeting for Jewish New Year. For Yom Kippur, it’s “Gut Yontif!” What did the rabbi said to the Pope on Yom Kippur?...
by Phillip Schulman | Aug 28, 2025 | Sermons
Spirit of Life, come unto me. Sing in my heart all the stirrings of compassion. Blow in the wind, rise in the sea; move in the hand, giving life the shape of justice. Roots hold me close; wings set me free; Spirit of Life, come to me, come to me. The hymn “Spirit of...
by Phillip Schulman | Aug 28, 2025 | Sermons
-A church had a picnic and invited the entire community to come. The Pastor placed a basket full of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying, “Take only one apple please – Remember that God is watching.” On the other end of the table was a plate of cookies...
by Phillip Schulman | Aug 28, 2025 | Sermons
Excuse an abrupt turn. Most of you know how I start many sermons (with a few bad jokes).What do you call a duck that likes to celebrate Independence Day? A fire quacker.The colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.Why did the...
by Phillip Schulman | Jun 30, 2025 | Sermons
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He’s scared...
by Phillip Schulman | Jun 30, 2025 | Sermons
There is a guy. He is driving in his car one night and he is so unhappy. He hates his life. He is not a religious person, but while he’s driving he says “God I’m miserable. I hate my life. Give me a new life! And wouldn’t you know it? God responds to him and says “You...
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