by Phillip Schulman | Aug 28, 2025 | Sermons
-A church had a picnic and invited the entire community to come. The Pastor placed a basket full of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying, “Take only one apple please – Remember that God is watching.” On the other end of the table was a plate of cookies...
by Phillip Schulman | Aug 28, 2025 | Sermons
Excuse an abrupt turn. Most of you know how I start many sermons (with a few bad jokes).What do you call a duck that likes to celebrate Independence Day? A fire quacker.The colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.Why did the...
by Phillip Schulman | Jun 30, 2025 | Sermons
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He’s scared...
by Phillip Schulman | Jun 30, 2025 | Sermons
There is a guy. He is driving in his car one night and he is so unhappy. He hates his life. He is not a religious person, but while he’s driving he says “God I’m miserable. I hate my life. Give me a new life! And wouldn’t you know it? God responds to him and says “You...
by Phillip Schulman | Jun 1, 2025 | Sermons
I’ve volunteered for many KFFs since 1996. I have had such fabulous times: It’s surprising that have often struggled about deciding to sign up to do it each time. When I’m not at the ranch, I forget just how wonderful it is there, and how much I get out of being...
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